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Dock Tok Presents The Dockfather
$12.99From the online sensation Dock Tok comes another notorious collection of awesome and uproarious dad jokes–dangerously funny and family friendly!
Dock Tok is back with an offer you can’t refuse. Join the gangsters of guffaws for an all-new onslaught of quips, cracks, and clever wordplay that will slay your friends and family (and even your foes) with laughter.
I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.
What do you call a paper airplane that can’t fly? Stationary.
Five ants rented an apartment with another five ants. Now they’re tenants.
All hail the Dockfather! Join the mob that’s rushing to get their hands on the most hilarious dad jokes ever.
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Chicken Fried Women
$28.00From the bestselling author of Eat Cake. Be Brave, a love letter to the strong, opinionated Southern women who raised her and surround us all.
Lucy and Ethel. Laverne and Shirley. Dorothy, Sophia, Blanche, and Rose. Chicken-Fried Women is a celebration of them: the women who raised us, taught us to cook and clap back. The ones who prayed for us, raged at us and humbled us a notch or two when we needed it. These are the women who have encouraged us, teased us, chastised us, and mortified us. And as they fill up the seats around our table, we realize we wouldn’t have it any other way.
They’re our Chicken-Fried Women–battered on the outside, tender on the inside. Some are salty and a couple are Nashville Hot. Filled with a hilarious cast of larger-than life women, this book explores why no one messes with Southern women and their hair, why the whole family comes along when you go bra shopping, why true crime and aquarobics brings us together, and how faith shapes us through it all.
Insightful, big-hearted and laugh-out-loud funny, Chicken-Fried Women is a celebration of friendship, kinship and the women who shaped us.
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Good Clean Sports Jokes For Kids
$5.99Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he was caught trying to steal second base!
He did, however, properly purchase his copy of Good Clean Sports Jokes for Kids!
This hilarious collection of jokes, funny stories, riddles, and one-liners is sure to make anyone laugh. . .even you kids who hate gym class!
Perfect for 8-12-year-olds, Good Clean Sports Jokes for Kids! features chapters on more than 15 different sports, from:
*baseball, basketball, and bowling
*fishing, football, and golf
*soccer, swimming, track and field
*and many more!There are hundreds of jokes in all, plus each chapter introduction brings in some light biblical and inspirational thought.
If you’re looking for clean, good-humored, often laugh-out-loud entertainment, this is the book for you. Don’t strike out–get Good, Clean Sports Jokes for Kids!
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Dad Youre Not Funny And Other Poems
$16.99The second hilarious poetry collection from the author of The Day I Fell Down the ToiletThe second hilarious poetry collection from the author of The Day I Fell Down the Toilet
Have you ever formed a secret club with friends? Or witnessed the flight of a cow?
Have you ever heard a duck whistle? You haven’t? Then read this book now.As always, Steve Turner’s poems present a fresh and quirky view on life. Many of the poems in this collection are about childhood: school and holidays, dreams and monsters, food, friends…
This collection of over seventy poems will entertain and interest children both in the classroom and at home. The themes and ideas are thought-provoking as well as witty and fun, and the entertaining cartoons reflect the mood of the poems.
Steve Turner is the award-winning author of the best-selling poetry collection The Day I Fell Down the Toilet.
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Day I Fell Down The Toilet And Other Poems
$10.99Have you ever been punched by a cabbage or fallen head first down the loo?
Have you ever had fun with a poem? You haven’t? Then this book’s for you.
Whacky poems that take a roller-coaster ride from the crazy corners of dreams to the big questions of life.
This collection of over seventy poems for children by Steve Turner is regularly in the best-seller lists. Full of wit and fun, his thought-provoking poetry has been used by teachers in classrooms and entertained children at home over the years. These poems make an instant impact, as the themes and ideas in them offer lots of food for thought for young minds.
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Phillips Book Of Great Thoughts And Funny Sayings
$16.99More than 350,000 sold!
From Bible quotes and Christian teachings to the words of renowned historical figures, Phillips’ Book of Great Thoughts and Funny Sayings is a classic collection of over 3,800 entries offering wit, wisdom, and an emphasis on practical living, like:
*”Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.” –Robert F. Kennedy
*”Man needs difficulties; they are necessary for health.” –Carl Jung
*”When arguing with a stupid person, be sure he isn’t doing the same thing.”This book is equal parts clever and words to live by. Give the gift of humor or use as a great coffee table book!
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Stuff Christians Like
$19.99Using the same humor and honesty that galvanized more than a million online readers from more than 200 countries, speaker Jon Acuff brings his insightful take on Christianity to the book world with this new edition of Stuff Christians Like.
Do you constantly find yourself towing the fine line between praying before certain types of meals and not others? This book is for you. Have you fallen in love on a mission trip, just to break up when you get home? This book is for you. Are you a unicorn of purity who ranks honeymoon sex slightly higher than the second coming of Christ? Guess what – this book is for you, too.
It’s time to shake off Somber Christian Syndrome and embrace the quirks of being a member of God’s kingdom. This book will teach you how to:
*Break up with your small group
*Subtly find out if your new Christian friends drink beer too
*Recognize the shame grenade that is a Jesus Juke
*Avoid a prayer handholding faux pas
*Say something Christian-y without looking like a snake handlerAdd to cartin stock within 3-5 days of online purchase
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Lots Of Animal Jokes For Kids
$4.99Get ready to laugh like a hyena with more than 250 knock-knock jokes, Q&A jokes, riddles, and tongue twisters about wildlife, zoos, pets, and the animals that creep, crawl, bark, and meow in your own backyard.
It’s great, on-the-go size means you can take Lots of Animal Jokes for Kids to the beach, in the car, on vacation, to camp, and everywhere else you and your backpack go. And its high fun factor at a great low price makes this a go-to gift from parents and grandparents that will have kids busting a gut without breaking the bank.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.
Lots of Animal Jokes for Kids:
Is a popular joke book for kids ages 6 to 10
Features a collection of over 250 animal related knock-knock jokes, Q&A jokes, tongue twisters, and more:
*Is offered at a low price point, making it the perfect gift for birthdays and holidays
*Is a perfect boredom buster for summer vacation and rainy days
*Provides kids with hours of clean and hilarious entertainmentAdd to cartin stock within 3-5 days of online purchase
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Big Book Of Big Laughs For Kids
$14.99What do you call a flock of sheep rolling down a hill? A lamb-slide, of course! Your 6- to 12-year-olds will go bonkers over these hilarious one-liners, riddles, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters. This party rocks with clean humor and rollicking buffoonery. Get ready for giggles, belly laughs, and hours of fun!
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Big Book Of Big Laughs For Kids
$49.98What do you call a flock of sheep rolling down a hill? A lamb-slide, of course! Your 6- to 12-year-olds will go bonkers over these hilarious one-liners, riddles, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters. This party rocks with clean humor and rollicking buffoonery. Get ready for giggles, belly laughs, and hours of fun!
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Jokes For Kids Bundle 1
$12.99Jokes for Kids Bundle !: Actually, Literally, Srsly, Best Jokes by Chantelle Grace, Have a laughing-good time with these side-splitting jokes, that serve up funny jokes like:
What do librarians take with then when they go fishing? Bookworms!
What did the dalmatian say after eating dinner? Yum, that hit the spot!
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Im Not Ready For This
$18.99From popular humor writer and social media sensation Anna Lind Thomas comes a second book of charming and uproarious essays that capture our universal need for life to just slow down and give us as minute–we weren’t ready for this!
Anna Lind Thomas wants everyone to just calm down and give her a minute, okay? She’s not ready for this! In fact, through her latest collection of laugh out loud essays, she’ll prove she’s never been ready for anything in her life. Adult decisions, marriage, parenting, crows feet, large pores, skinny jeans– you name it, she ain’t ready for it! She’s never, not once, been ready for swimsuit season. Or her monthly period, even though her iWatch gives her several warnings. She wasn’t ready to look her female professor in the eye after inexplicably whispering I love you during a hug, nor was she ready to leave the hospital with her newborn because she has a bizarre inability to pay attention while someone gives her detailed instructions. Don’t even get her started on that one time she appeared on national TV in a blazer two sizes too small because she thought she’d lose twenty pounds before the shoot. Good grief, she just wasn’t ready!
Through her signature wit, charm, and painful relatability, Anna reminds us that no one’s truly ready for anything–so we might as well go for it and see what happens. She bets it’ll be real good–or at least, real funny.
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JokeTionary Jokes : More Than 444 Jokes For Kids
$7.99Joke-tionary will have your children giggling as they read and share hundreds of good, clean, and hilarious jokes.
Get ready for some funny family time! Your children will want to share with friends and family the jokes they find in Joke-tionary. Chock-full of more than 444 jokes accompanied by humorous illustrations, this book will help your kids grow their confidence as they tell jokes to friends and family. Each title in the Knock-Knock Rocks series includes a special knock-knock section. From silly puns to knock-knock jokes, the fun doesn’t end!
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LOL Apalooza Jokes
$7.99LOL-apalooza will have your children giggling as they read and share hundreds of good, clean, and hilarious jokes.
Get ready for some funny family time! Your children will want to share with friends and family the jokes they find in LOL-apalooza. Chock-full of more than 444 jokes accompanied by humorous illustrations, this book will help your kids grow their confidence as they tell jokes to friends and family. Each title in the Knock-Knock Rocks series includes a special knock-knock section. From silly puns to knock-knock jokes, the fun doesn’t end!
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Lots Of Tongue Twisters For Kids
$6.99Get ready to laugh out loud with Lots of Tongue Twisters for Kids, a collection of hilarious, kid-friendly fun. Over 250 tongue twisters will send kids and grown-ups alike into a fit of giggles!How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?If two witches watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
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Odd Ly Enough
$14.99Humorous. Authentic. Relatable.
That’s Carolanne Miljavac in a nutshell.And those qualities are just what her more than 300,000 social media followers adore about her. Her Odd(ly) Enough is a message that your heart needs to hear: It’s time to embrace the “you” God made you to be. Tune out the naysayers of the world and jump into His loving arms. He’ll walk alongside you as you passionately pursue your God-given purpose. With chapters like “Who Do You Think You Are?,” “Control Freak,” and “Embrace Mistakes,” you will find yourself becoming a little more courageous. . .and a lot more confident about God’s purpose for your life.
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Lots Of Christmas Jokes For Kids
$5.54Christmastime just got a whole lot merrier with Lots of Christmas Jokes for Kids. Over 250 hilarious, kid-friendly jokes and riddles will make the whole family laugh out loud!
Q: Why is it always cold at Christmastime?
A: Because Christmas is in Decembrrrr.
Q: Who delivers Christmas presents to cats?
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When I Make It To Heaven Im Going Straight To The Complaint Department
$17.48Ever wonder why God gave us seemingly useless parts in this marvelous creation we call the human body? As a physician, I have not only wondered this over the years, but have felt God should be called to account for not correcting these errors. Why did he leave it up to doctors to have to scramble and patch up the ailments of the body?
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Homebrewed Christianity Guide To Church History
$24.981. Herding Ecclesiastical Cats
2. Who’s In Charge Around Here?
3. Flaming Heretics And Anathemas Galore
4. Mother Of God Or The Devil’s Gateway?
5. Drawn From Immanuel’s Veins
6. “Salt Me Well, Salt Me Well”
7. Life In The Spirit
8. In The World But (Mostly) Not Of ItAdditional Info
Amid the ferment of dissent and the protests of heretics, the church developed most significantly. This guide introduces that history by looking at those periods, all with the trademark Homebrewed Christianity wit.Questions have preoccupied Christian communities throughout history-Who is Jesus? How should we organize ourselves?-and they’ve been debated at councils and fought on battlefields. Focusing on some of the most and least savory characters in church history, this guide provides an overview of Christian responses to those and other formative questions. Plus, it’s a hoot!
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Best Jokes Ever
$4.99How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.What type of music are balloons afraid of?
Pop music!Young comedians love to share hilari- ous, side-splitting jokes with anyone who will listen. These witty kids are always looking for new material, hungry for the next best thing.
Satisfy their comic needs with Best. Jokes. Ever., a brand-new collection of laughs, giggles, and guffaws.
Beware–it is sure entertain for days to come!
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9 Lives And Counting
$36.18Although Carl should have been dead nine times and counting, God, for some purpose, has delivered him time and time again. Perhaps Carl is to do something really life changing, or perhaps he is just to continue the many acts of kindness he does for others each day.
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9 Lives And Counting
$26.18Although Carl should have been dead nine times and counting, God, for some purpose, has delivered him time and time again. Perhaps Carl is to do something really life changing, or perhaps he is just to continue the many acts of kindness he does for others each day.
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Hilarious Children : True Tales Of Funny Kids Experiences
$12.48Hilarious Children is a book full of true stories of real people’s tales about funny and embarrassing children experiences. This book is great for anyone looking to laugh. You will laugh and may even say, “That happened to me.”
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Fun Dog Days
$13.73Fun Dog Days is a book full of true stories of real people’s stories about funny and embarrassing dog experiences. This book is great for anyone looking to laugh or remember your favorite dog. You will laugh and may even say, “That happened to me.”
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Turning Our Frowns Into Smiles
$9.99A new and smile-producing look at the parables of Jesus will banish the traditional stereotype of a gloomy Jesus. Jesus, the Master Teacher, used subtle humor in the parables to capture and hold the attention of his audience. He poked fun at hypocrisy with hyperbole, and used stories using everyday objects and interests and charming human-interest appeal. Learn the surprising meanings of the caricature of a judge and the widow, the sower of the seed, the happy homemaker, and the amazing properties of leaven and mustard. Dr. Marshall Hoffman adds delight-tickling stories, resulting in the strong medicine of merry hearts.
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How To Be Ordinary Mediocre And Unsuccessful
$8.23If you’re tired of the pressures of being successful and just want to remain mediocre and average – this is the book for you! Follow the tips in this book and you’ll be sure to remain ordinary! This book takes a humorous approach on how to be unsuccessful.
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Super Epic Mega Joke Book For Kids
$6.99The Mega Joke Book is just the thing for comedians and joke-lovers, young and old! Kid-friendly and fun, this collection of hundreds of jokes, riddles, tongue twisters, and more will keep everyone giggling for hours. So, what’s the funniest joke you’ll find in this book? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lena. Lena who? Lena little closer and I’ll tell you!
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Lots Of Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
$6.99Knock, knock. Who’s there? Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anita to borrow a pencil. New from Zonderkidz, here’s a collection of knock-knock jokes that is both hilarious and wholesome. Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is sure to send every kid you know to his knees in a breath-stealing, side-splitting, uncontrollable fit of giggles. It’s that funny. And with more than 350 jokes, the laughs are sure to never quit. This collection provides fun for the whole family and includes bonus Q& A jokes and riddles too!
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Lots Of Jokes For Kids
$6.99Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?
A: A walkie-talkie!Q: What kind of light did Noah install on the ark?
A: FloodlightsIntroducing a collection of jokes that’s hilarious, clean, and kid-friendly and includes everything from knock-knock jokes, to Q&A jokes, tongue twisters, and a whole lot more. Lots of Jokes for Kids is certain to have every kid you know laughing out loud, snorting riotously, and generally gasping for air.
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My Favorite Senior Moments
$14.99Humor and joy abound in this entertaining look at senior life. From handling day-to-day foibles to connecting with your kids and grandkids, gentle humorist Karen O’Connor keeps you smiling, laughing, and appreciating the wisdom that comes with experience. My Favorite Senior Moments encourages you to look on the sunny…and funny…side of the street and enjoy the benefits of living long, including… chuckling at how God uses children to remind you of His blessings discovering that love and romance have no time limits navigating today’s technology…with the help of grandkids remembering penny loafers–even if the salesperson doesn’t enjoying new adventures and appreciating familiar ones God is with you every step of the way, and these vignettes full of character and wit prove it.
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Father Tims Church Survival Guide
$22.95If you have little tolerance for ecclesiastical blowhards; if you’ve ever fantasized about implementing a clergy rating system (CRS); if you’ve ever sought tips on surviving diocesan convention; if you’ve ever tried to weasel your way out of pledging; then this book is for you,” says author Tim Schenck. “My take on church life isn’t for everyone-clergy who take themselves too seriously will hate it. But know that it all comes out of a place of deep love for God and the Church. There are inevitably things that drive us nuts about such an imperfect (i.e., human) institution. Yet if we can’t observe and comment on our own foibles we’re left without much hope. And anyway if God doesn’t have a sense of humor, I’m hosed.””
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Si Cology 1
$15.99You know him from the hit A&E(R) show Duck Dynasty(R)-now you can enjoy Uncle Si’s tall tales, crazy exploits, and quirky one-liners in one raucous collection!
“These hands are so fast, I can get your wallet before you know it. In a minute, you’ll be standing there buck naked and won’t know what hit you!” “Look here-if it wasn’t for my tripped knee, I’d be playing in the NBA today.” “Hey, Jack!” Any of these sound familiar? If they do-or even if they don’t-you’re in for a good laugh. The brother of patriarch Phil Robertson, Uncle Si has a limitless supply of stories about his childhood, duck hunting adventures, his days in Vietnam, and everything in between. Now the best of those tales are gathered into this roaring book.
And as Uncle Si recounts his outlandish tales, he weaves in an up-close look into his personal life. You’ll learn about his childhood as the youngest son in the Robertson family, his college days, and how he came to use a green Tupperware cup for his ever-present tea.. And in many of these never-before-heard tales, Si openly talks about his wife Christine and two children, Scott and Trasa-who are never seen and rarely mentioned on the show.
Sure to please die-hard fans and curious newbies alike, Si’s one-liners are presented alongside fun, expressive photographs, as well as photos of his family. As you learn about his behind-the-scenes life, this smattering of zany stories will have you falling over with laughter and retelling them to all your friends.
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Humor With A Halo (Revised)
$16.18In this revised collection of humorous tales, readers will find themselves turning page after page with soul-stirring laughter. Humor with a Halo: True Funny Stories from Church Life, Revised Edition reminds readers that while much of the Bible focuses on serious themes with serious characters, the pages of scripture are not devoid of laughter. In fact, scripture mentions laughter twenty times and if we dare to peer into the church, deep beyond the wooden pews and stained-glass windows, we will discover a church sustained by people who experience joy and laughter every single day.
With that knowledge, Al Fasol has been inviting us to laugh with him for the last 25 years as he retells true and hilarious stories centered on faith and church:
* A nine-year-old boy reminds his pastor that the biggest church crowds only happen when the preacher isn’t speaking.
* A note on a church bulletin board issues an invitation for “all who would like to sin in the church choir.”
* A guest preacher arrives and gives the invocation at the wrong church.
* A man falls asleep in church during a power outage and awakens to total darkness, proclaiming aloud to the entire congregation that he has become blind.Dozens of stories like these fill this heart-warming collection of humorous tales, serving as a pleasant reminder that following Jesus is a joy-filled experience. Humor with a Halo: True Funny Stories from Church Life, Revised Edition delivers timeless joy for old, young, and everyone in between and leaves readers with a tremendous reserve of hilarious and contagious joy.
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Super Duper Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
$4.99Is there anything better than a knock-knock joke? How about hundreds of them? You are going to love this collection of laugh lines stupendous enough for a super duper joker. With so many, you have plenty of humor to knock-knock some silly sense into your friends, family, and anyone else who is willing to say “who’s there?”
This is good, clean fun that will entertain you and others for hours. It’s perfect for those times when you are waiting after school or between activities or during a long Saturday afternoon.
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Woo
Woo who?
Woo-who these jokes are fun! Let’s have a party.If you or your family are getting tired staring at the TV or computer screen, it’s time to scream–with laughter. And this outrageous, hilarious jumble of jokes will make that happen instantly.
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Whats So Funny
$19.99In the annals of TV history, few entertainers have captured as many hearts, tickled as many funny bones, and brought as many families together in living rooms across America as Tim Conway. In What’s So Funny? he brings his hilarious hijinks from the screen to the page.
Conway’s often-improvised humor, razor-sharp timing, and hilarious characters have made him one of the funniest and most authentic performers to grace the stage and studio. As Carol Burnett has said, “there’s no one funnier” than Tim Conway. In What’s So Funny? Conway takes us on a seventy-year, rags-to-riches journey that is touchingly comical and ultimately inspiring, from his pranks in small Ohio classrooms during the Great Depression to his pitch-perfect performances on national TV and in major motion pictures. Along the way, Conway shares hilarious and often moving accounts of the glory days of The Carol Burnett Show; his famous partnerships with entertainment greats like Harvey Korman, Don Knotts, and Dick Van Dyke; and his friendships with stars like Betty White, Bob Newhart, and, of course, Carol Burnett, who also provides an intimate foreword to the book.
As Conway continues to tour the country giving live comedy performances that enchant his always eager audiences, What’s So Funny? brings his warmth, humor, and heart to delight and inspire fans everywhere.
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Big Book Of Laugh Out Loud Jokes For Kids (Reprinted)
$9.99Combining Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Zoolarious Animal Jokes for Kids, and Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids, Elliot will have kids of all ages laughing with the gut-bustingest, knee-slappingest, guffaw-inducingest, funniest collection of clean jokes you can find.
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Pastors Wife Wears Biker Boots
$15.99Pastor’s wife, Kirstie Donovan, lives life in a fishbowl, so when she hops on the back of a bright pink motorcycle, tongues start to wag at the conservative, century-old First Independent Christian Community Church of Eels Falls. Kirstie loves roaring down a road less traveled by most women over forty, but she’s not just riding her bike for the fun of it. Kirstie has a ministry. However, certain church members have secrets to hide, and when God uses Kirstie’s ministry to fill the pews with leather-clad, tattooed bikers, those secrets could be exposed…and some will stop at nothing to hide the truth. Join Kirstie and her motorcycle “gang” – two church matrons and a mouthy, gum-smacking non-church member – as they discover that road-toughened bikers are quite capable of ministering to others, and faith is fortified in the most unexpected ways.
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Peculiar Goings On
$14.49Dave Walker, cartoonist, web editor and former church and community youth worker has become the UK’S leading cartoon commentator on the state of the Church (from what the biscuits you’re offered there say about it, to insider knowledge of synod workings). His uniquely styled Guide to the Church cartoons appear weekly in the Church Times, and on the paper’s daily blog, and many more can be found on Dave’s website, www.cartoonchurch.com. This is his fourth collection of cartoons and his books alone have sold 13,500 copies so far. His many fans will love this further collection with its numerical table of churchgoing types, its at-a-glance guide to going on a retreat, its explanation of what actually happens to all those yogurt pots collected for the holiday club, and its startling revelation of what people are really thinking about during the prayers, and a great deal more hilarity on every page.
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You Cant Keep A Good Tune Down
$14.49Warbling sopranos, bellowing basses, someone in the back row at least a line ahead of everyone else, fusty robes, intransigent organists and temperamental clergy – welcome to the world of the local church choir. There is no better observer of the volatile relations between the clergy, the choir, the organist and the congregation than Reg Frary who has seen it all in over seventy years’ first hand experience of sitting in the choir stalls Sunday by Sunday and at weddings, funerals, carol services, festivals and other occasions.
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How To Stay Young When Your Friends Are Getting Older
$20.61IT AIN’T THE UPS AND DOWNS IN LIFE
THAT GETS YOU, IT’S ALL THE JERKS!
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WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
YESTERDAY DOES NOT MAKE
YOU A VICTIM TODAY; NOR
DOES IT LIMIT WHERE
GOD CAN TAKE YOU
TOMORROW!
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IF YOUR SHIP HAS NOT YET
COME TO SHORE,
JUMP IN THE WATER AND SWIM
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Laughter From Heaven
$17.99Laughter from Heaven is a joyful reminder of the wonderful life awaiting us in heaven. With her humorous approach to all life’s circumstances, Barbara wants her readers to catch a light-hearted look at the hereafter. Filled with hope and encouragement, this book is sure to become a favorite of many women who long for a sense of joy in the midst of everyday struggles. In classic Barbara Johnson style, these hilarious pages will show you how to put life’s trials into heavenly perspective. She hopes you will find encouragement through your difficulties, renewal for your spiritual doldrums, and laughter when you think you’ll never laugh again. Similar in nature to her best-selling title Humor Me, this delightful look at heaven reveals it as a place that will be not only without pain, but will actually be fun! Jokes, stories, cartoons and Barbara’s famous one-liners make this another joy-filled book that all her fans will love.
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Humor Me Im Your Mother
$9.99In a collection of stories, quips, and quotes that only Barbara Johnson could conceive, readers will laugh at the zany, unforgettable surprises of being a mother. Mothers-they’ve seen it all-the good, the bad, and the hilarious. And now they’re talking about it. Best-selling author, speaker, and all-around funny lady, Barbara Johnson continues her tradition of serious hilarity with a humorous look at the joys of motherhood. A collection of stories, quotes, and anecdotes that help moms forget the stress and frustration of unmade beds and a fast-food lifestyle, Humor Me, I’m Your Mother is the perfect book that will soon have them giggling, chuckling, and laughing out loud.
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Letters From Maybe (Revised)
$26.18Looking for delightful and heartwarming stories that present familiar spiritual truths in new and delightful ways? Then you’ll definitely enjoy this collection of brief parables in the form of humorous letters sent to Pastor Mike from a fictional parishioner. The letters chronicle a five-year time frame in the life of the small town of “Maybe,” Michigan, the bucolic home of such colorful establishments as the Busy-Bee Cafi 3/4, Thelma’s Cut-n-Curl, and America’s first Refrigerator Magnet Museum.
Following a folksy formula reminiscent of Garrison Keillor’s “News from Lake Wobegon,” the homespun letters report on the people and rhythms of everyday life in a typical small town. You’ll share in events like graduations, county fairs, and weddings, and see how they offer a subtle yet compelling platform for examining universal themes of community, faith, and relationship. Each letter is linked to a scripture passage, and engages listeners with an easygoing, conversational tone.
The uplifting and captivating material in Letters from Maybe can also be used in a variety of pastoral settings. The letters can be read from the pulpit as a pleasant change of pace, and they make excellent meditations or meeting starters for small groups and retreats. Convenient topic and scripture indexes are included so that you can easily locate a letter relating to a specific subject.
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Quote Me : The Book Of All New Quotes
$23.73The majority of this book is simply and cleverly written, with a few humorous puns. Some of the quotes were written from a slightly Christian conservative viewpoint. It is the author’s desire to entertain you and make you think and to make you appreciate good humor and well-written sayings.
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Moses Favorite Travel Jokes
$1.99Sure, it’s “sanctified imagination”-but you have to believe Moses had a good sense of humor to be able to lead those cranky Israelites on a 40-year desert journey. Assuming he knew a good joke when he heard one, here’s a collection that might have made him proud: Moses’ Favorite Travel Jokes! Just in time for vacation, this brand-new collection features funny stories about planes, trains, and automobiles-and the people who use them. It’s clean, good-natured fun appropriate for all ages.
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Seeing God In Strange Places
$19.36Is your prayer life as exciting as a funeral service? If given the choice between praying and a root canal, would you choose the latter? If asked what part of prayer you enjoy the most, would you reply, “When it’s finished?” Seeing God in Strange Places offers a mixture of humorous and sobering stories that help lead the reader toward intimacy with the Creator. The book answers the age-old question, how does one become conscious of God’s presence in the daily grind of life? A stagnant prayer life can evolve into a stirring and enriching experience, where the awareness of God’s presence brings about hope to whatever you face.
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