Dave Hammer

Showing all 2 results

• 

  Wacked : Hey Wanna Squeeze My Cheese

  $12.99

  In Wacked: Hey, Wanna Squeeze My Cheese? you’ll find a pumpkin who gets married, a girl who thinks she’s a bird, Sally, a golfer who only banks her shots off trees, a surfing pig, and a grandma who tries to jam an apple in her ear. There’s a crazy world inside these pages where you’ll find humor for all your different moods.

  Larry’s loose tooth
  Rattled in his brain
  It almost drove him nuts
  He bawled from the pain

  Maybe this will make your day when you’re in a good mood. Or perhaps the following will do the same, if you’re not having a good day:
  Rob walked a mile to see a mule
  How silly can he be?
  Cause when he got there
  It kicked him in the knee

  Whichever one tickles your funny bone, regardless of your mood, just read that one for the day and think about it. You may find it has another layer that makes you laugh all the harder.

  Add to cart
• 

  Max Greebly : And The Mystery Of The Bawling Bank Robbers

  $12.99

  After a day of exploring, Max and his hedgehog, Cyrus, head home. Just past the bank, they hear a loud bang. A man runs out of the bank holding a large bag, stuffed full, with a gun in his hand.
  “It’s a bank robber, Cyrus,” Max whispers. Thinking fast, Max and Cyrus take action to delay the bank robbers until the police arrive.
  Max learns that the bank robbers are part of a gang on a robbing spree. He and Cyrus plunge into a funny adventure to outsmart the bumbling gang. Is there a pattern to their thieving? Can Max and Cyrus figure it out before the gang skips town for good?

  Add to cart