Wacked : Hey Wanna Squeeze My Cheese
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In Wacked: Hey, Wanna Squeeze My Cheese? you’ll find a pumpkin who gets married, a girl who thinks she’s a bird, Sally, a golfer who only banks her shots off trees, a surfing pig, and a grandma who tries to jam an apple in her ear. There’s a crazy world inside these pages where you’ll find humor for all your different moods.
Larry’s loose tooth
Rattled in his brain
It almost drove him nuts
He bawled from the pain
Maybe this will make your day when you’re in a good mood. Or perhaps the following will do the same, if you’re not having a good day:
Rob walked a mile to see a mule
How silly can he be?
Cause when he got there
It kicked him in the knee
Whichever one tickles your funny bone, regardless of your mood, just read that one for the day and think about it. You may find it has another layer that makes you laugh all the harder.
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SKU (ISBN): 9781486605484
ISBN10: 1486605486
Dave Hammer
Binding: Trade Paper
Published: November 2014
Publisher: Word Alive Press
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